Akpors and his wife Ekaette were always
fighting over one thing or another so they
decided to end the marriage before one
person kills the other; there was only one
problem left,who would take custody of
their only child? When they went to court
and were asked to plead their case,the
following conversation ensued:
Ekaitte: My lord, I took in and carried this
child in my womb for nine months, I
br**stfed him,sacrificed all my time staying
at home to take care of him and help him
grow.
I showed him love more than anyone else;
I surely deserve to have custody of this
child.
The Judge thought about this and said
“hmm…well that’s a very good point.
Akpors, what do you have to say that?”
Akpors: Your Honor! I only have one
question, if I insert my ATM card into an
ATM machine and cash comes out, please
sir, will the cash belong to me or the ATM
machine?
Do you think Akpors has a good point?
Who do you think
won the case