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JOKE 1
A man was starved of sex because his wife had put to bed thru caesarean
section. One day, the wife said, my Love, I know how u must be feeling
bcos of my condition; abeg take this N2000 and look for someone, have
sex and satisfy yourself.
The husband collected the money and left, but returned after 30 mins.
The wife said, Haba! So soon? and he answered, "I no go far, I just
enter this our neighbour house!".
And the wife asked, I hope she no collect money o? The man said she
collected and the wife said, Abi she dey craze? Abeg hold this pikin for
me, make I go meet am. The time wey she born pikin, I help her husband
for free, why she go collect money from YOU????. Laugh to ease ur
stress. TGIF
JOKE 2
Two Communities, Ozoro and Oleh in Delta state,decided to hold a
drinking competition. A week to the competition, Ozoro community sent a
delegate to Oleh, to confirm if the competition will still hold. When
the guy that was the delegate got there, the people of Oleh brought 20
litres of their strongest Ogogoro (Local Gin) as Kola. The guy asked;
Can i test it?. The people said; Go ahead. The guy drank and finished
the whole 20 litres and said; This is okay, where is the main drink?.The
People of Oleh shouted; Come o, are you among the competitors?.The guy
replied; No, i did not qualify.
JOKE 3
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of
silver is too small due to the current economy situation and high rate
of US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens
awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when he will
receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused... hahaha
JOKE 4
HUSBAND: My dear, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: Wat happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the
door the light came on and after I urinated and
closed the door the light
went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!
JOKE 5
A man and his wife were in court to start their divorce proceeding. The
problem in contention was who was going to keep the child. The man or
the woman? The woman jumped up and said my Lord, I am the owner of the
child, I brought her into this world, with so much pain and labour at
birth. The judge then turned to man and gave him the chance to defend
himself and the man said my lord mine is a question: when you insert
your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the
money belong to you or the machine?